I want to be the girl with the most cake.
The “YOU MAKE THEM FEEL LUCKY” scene makes me cry every single time.
As an art student, you’re hit over the head repeatedly with Renaissance art, so I’ve gotten a little tired of it, but something I’m not tired of is the seemingly impossible naturalistic detail attained from stone and a chisel back then.
That’s cuz it was Medusa’s handiwork, bitch
Reading a John Green book is like giving someone a really vigorous and time-consuming handjob, and when they’ve finally come, instead of returning the favour, they just immediately get another erection and start wanking themselves off again.